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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of...
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I don’t believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of...
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If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He...
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The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
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Solutions are not the answer.
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What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...