Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #16406
No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
Quote #22083
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
Quote #19521
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
Quote #34811
People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.
Quote #186
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #25289
What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for...
Quote #256
Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Never...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.