Quote #20679
I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
Quote #19727
When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost,...
Quote #21993
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #31661
If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The literature...
Quote #21236
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed...
Quote #29130
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #18628
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #779
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or...
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.