Quote #19504
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #26737
There’s two heads to every coin.
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #13794
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
Quote #15810
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #9761
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #27631
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #19548
Religion is the idol of the mob it adores everything it does not understand.