Quote #26329
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #29402
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
Quote #26144
Lord grant that I might always desire more than I can accomplish.
Quote #24004
Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive...
Quote #16245
However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #33011
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
Quote #16379
The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.
Quote #21638
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...