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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
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The best an American can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one...
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Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Bear in mind that brains and learning, like muscle and physical skill, are articles...
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Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us that injury that provokes...
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...