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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
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Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best...
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Histories make men wise poets, witty the mathematics, subtle natural philosophy, deep moral, grave...
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I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...
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Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming...
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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
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The greatist thing in the world is for a man to know how to...
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We have the means to change the laws we find unjust or onerous. We...
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I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the...