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The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside...
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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve...
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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
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I have always believed, and I still believe, that whatever good or bad fortune...
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Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.
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The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get credit....
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Quote #31041
Now my innocence begins to weigh me down.