Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #24909
That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before.
Quote #27279
What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
Quote #2467
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #15181
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #5587
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #20915
O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
Quote #14114
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much...
Quote #1664
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.