Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #21256
After the verb ‘to Love,’ ‘to Help’ is the most beautiful verb in the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #21160
There are many people in the world who really don’t understand-or say they don’t-what...
Quote #21714
Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness,...
Quote #9764
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
Quote #953
I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of...