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The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
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Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be...
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A man who doesn’t trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.
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Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #13293
Happiness is a way of praying.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but...
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It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Quote #2867
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
Quote #27319
I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...