Quote #25385
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
Quote #4420
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #2552
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
Quote #26998
What is this life if, so full of care, We have no time to...
Quote #845
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
Quote #33654
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #34663
I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it’s not...
Quote #30134
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
Quote #24974
The men who come on the stage at one period are all found to...