Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
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Quote #7828
When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Quote #6653
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot,...
Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #34904
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
Quote #19652
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...
Quote #6307
To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose...
Quote #16280
It is possible that the scrupulously honest man may not grow rich so fast...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.