Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #1106
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought...
Quote #14399
We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind...
Quote #24489
He is as mad as a March hare.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #671
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #13596
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is...