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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #2112
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
Quote #33778
When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
Quote #2035
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die...
Quote #21277
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
Quote #15245
Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching...
Quote #21176
There was never a great man who had not a great mother
Quote #28571
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably...
Quote #4449
Well begun is half done.