Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #18979
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
Quote #752
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...
Quote #11709
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations; knaves, fools, and murderers there...
Quote #20978
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
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We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the...
Quote #7410
Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Quote #29733
I know what I have done, and Your Honor knows what I have done....