Quote #1136
Any appeasement of tyranny is treason to this republic and to the democratic ideal.
Quote #3900
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #8290
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #7818
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I– I took the one less traveled...
Quote #2936
Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
Quote #27501
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
Quote #269
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
Quote #523
We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth;...