Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #15068
He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for...
Quote #20836
Jesters do often prove prophets.
Quote #8150
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Quote #13911
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
Quote #26513
We live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn eternal...
Quote #14975
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason...
Quote #19119
A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...