Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #9577
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #22018
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
Quote #15750
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
Quote #23063
Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
Quote #18506
He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on...
Quote #19823
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
Quote #23329
We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
Quote #13484
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
Quote #29171
I looked on child rearing not only as a work of love and duty...