Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #23523
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Quote #24113
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
Quote #2404
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He...
Quote #26490
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Quote #34855
Stoop and you’ll be stepped on stand tall and you’ll be shot at.
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #16349
Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary...
Quote #20450
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.