Quote #2452
People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #5563
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #23200
Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and...
Quote #12233
Before we acquire great power, we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
Quote #15500
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to...
Quote #13947
Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of...
Quote #468
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.