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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
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The strong and virtuous admit no destiny.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage...
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Stop thinking about your difficulties, whatever they are, and start thinking about God instead.
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Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.
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Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel...
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England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.