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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse
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I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in...
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A small rock holds back a great wave.
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The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
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Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and...
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Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
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They will kill a great many of us. We will kill a few of...