Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
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Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
Quote #16613
Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...
Quote #20033
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
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The glory of friendship is not the outstreched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.