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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag wash it.
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History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational...
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The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
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Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are...
Quote #23977
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what...