Quote #33799
I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #11756
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
Quote #12762
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Quote #18280
Nay, tempt me not to love again There was a time when love was...
Quote #5646
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #10240
A healthy family is sacred territory.
Quote #11766
We live as we dream – alone.