Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Quote #11861
Being an actor is the loneliest thing in the world. You are all alone...
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #29641
When important decisions have to be taken, the natural anxiety to come to a...
Quote #13202
There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.
Quote #12858
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #1053
In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.