Quote #29501
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was...
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
Quote #22850
Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
Quote #20223
He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability...
Quote #6490
We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have...
Quote #16898
It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear...
Quote #24572
To be an American is of itself almost a moral condition, an education, and...
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.