Quote #11454
Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
Quote #23664
Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #12827
He who teaches children learns more than they do.
Quote #33180
Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends,...
Quote #11082
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because...
Quote #33753
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light’ And there...
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #17791
Why shoudn’t truth be stranger than fiction Fiction, after all, has to stick to...
Quote #30253
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...