Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #11971
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more...
Quote #12936
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we...
Quote #21502
History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
Quote #13557
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #19750
It is certainly desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our...
Quote #27908
Let’s have some new cliches.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #30018
The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.