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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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I happen to feel that the degree of a person’s intelligence is directly reflected...
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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
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You cannot step twice into the same river.
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Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation,...
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Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly...
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We are more wicked together than separately. If you are forced to be in...
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A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
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Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...
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Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in...