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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
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There is no need to run outside for better seeing… Rather abide at the...
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A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
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We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of...
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You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough...
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Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
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The best proof of love is trust.
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If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It...