Quote #30913
The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another’s secrets to...
Quote #12553
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To...
Quote #11438
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #17316
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #10091
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
Quote #1016
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #2922
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.