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The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty...
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Art is anything you can get away with.
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Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
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Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
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He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who...
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Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
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It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...