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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves...
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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she...
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If you believe everything you read, better not read.
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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...
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Let this be understood, then, at starting; that the patient conquest of difficulties which...
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
Quote #17558
… If weakness may excuse, What Murderer, what Traitor, Parricide, Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may...