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If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get...
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I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...
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Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there...
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90 of the people in the stock market, professionals and amateurs alike, simply haven’t...
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.
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Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life...
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Joy is not in things it is in us.
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I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...