Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #20455
There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid for our suspicions...
Quote #28867
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
Quote #18019
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual...
Quote #18657
He who would rule must hear and be deaf, see and be blind.
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #14327
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Quote #32204
Above all else, never think you’re not good enough.
Quote #22699
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
Quote #26770
The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.