G. Weilacher Quote #32841 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Benjamin Franklin Quote #3290 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
John Singer Sargent, quoted in Bentley and Esar, Treasury of Humorous Quotations (1951) Quote #8309 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites Quote #11595 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
Lily Tomlin Quote #1262 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel Quote #5372 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Chew before you swallow.
Dwight David Eisenhower, 1953 Quote #3602 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the...
Robertson Davies Quote #3796 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker Quote #34466 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...