Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #8737
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Quote #26999
A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used...
Quote #28052
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #31278
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
Quote #19000
When even one American — who has done nothing wrong — is forced by...
Quote #33372
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom...
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #378
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.