Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #18582
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into...
Quote #6529
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
Quote #15943
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation, which depend upon the future....
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #17131
Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
Quote #24449
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #21013
We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.
Quote #4321
Knowledge must come through action; you can have no test which is not fanciful,...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.