Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #29939
The fact that I have no remedy for the sorrows of the world is...
Quote #8895
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #18289
‘And yet,’ demanded Councilor Barlow, ‘what’s he done Has he ever done a day’s...
Quote #6075
Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #24125
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.