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Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
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The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level...
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The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...
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Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
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When an American says that he loves his country, he … means that he...
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I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill, requires only...