Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
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When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #3389
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #33017
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy...
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #29082
It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.
Quote #22801
I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and...
Quote #2482
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Quote #22987
The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the...