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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to...
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Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Everyone has a talent. What is rare is the courage to nurture it in...
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The self-explorer, whether he wants to or not, becomes the explorer of everything else....
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A democratic government is only as strong as the alert conscience of its people.
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads...