Quote #6766
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #6512
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of...
Quote #14083
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #23298
Isn’t it strange that … people build walls to keep an enemy out, and...
Quote #5482
Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
Quote #3616
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote #32022
I would advise you to keep your overhead down avoid a major drug habit...
Quote #22809
The wise only possess ideas the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.