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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes...
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Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
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Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are...
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No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no...
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Money is a good servant, but a poor master.
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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.