Quote #31594
It is possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what...
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #34232
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or...
Quote #2178
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Quote #10773
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the...
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #28586
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #5263
What omniscience has music! So absolutely impersonal, yet every sufferer feels his secret sorrow...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #11377
Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.