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Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
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I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them...
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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The more you sweat during peace, The less you bleed during war.
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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Many people would sooner die than think In fact, they do so.
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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you...
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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...