National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" Quote #15911 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Daisy Bates Quote #25327 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the...
C. C. Colton Quote #16037 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Jerry Coleman Quote #26715 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Henry W. Fowler, A Dictionary of Modern English Usage (1926) Quote #6079 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Quotation … A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because...
Alfred A. Montapert Quote #15880 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Mark Twain Quote #688 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
Herb Caen Quote #85 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
John Vance Cheney Quote #151 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
Ogden Nash, "The Pig" Quote #2880 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...