Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
Quote #34799
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #4742
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #15133
Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which...
Quote #4401
Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?
Quote #24244
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #32975
The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.